Fun in the sun or sleeplessness and pain?

January 14, 2013

While Australia is battling wildfires and California is dealing with frost, here in New England we’re dealing with our own weather oddity: warmth.  Last week it was in the 30s.  Later this week it should be in the 30s.  Yesterday and today were in the 50s.  And it was sunny.  Go figure.

Aside from all of the concern over climate change, I have another worry: my body doesn’t like severe climate changes.  It especially does not like sudden temperature increases.  And it really doesn’t like more than one day of said increases.

I woke up feeling very hot.  I always sleep better in a cool room, and since it was so warm, I’d gone to sleep with both windows Boston sunshine
wide open and a fan on, but I was still hot.  I looked at the clock: 4:44am.  Yeah, it really said that.  I was not amused.  I got up to turn up the fan and check that the radiator wasn’t running.  While I was up, I got water.  Then back to bed.  No sleep.  I tried reading for a while.  Lights off.  No sleep.  At 5:37 I finally had a good idea.  Just a couple days ago I was cleaning up my living room and feeling frustrated that there was no good place for the box fan that was in a corner of the room.  I stumbled to the living room, noticing the pain in my foot.  Huh, that wasn’t there when I got water, was it?  I haven’t felt that specific type of pain for a while, probably close to a year.  I got the fan, set it in the far window, and went back to bed.  No sleep.  After a while, I switched the fan to the closer window.  Somewhere around 6:15 I finally fell asleep.

It was a miserable hour and a half.  My mind wasn’t racing.  There was nothing mental or emotional to keep me awake.  I just wasn’t responding well to the temperature.  I noticed pain during that time.  A lot of pain.  But that wasn’t keeping me awake either.  I was too tired.  I’m just glad I was able to sleep eventually, and that I didn’t have to get up early.  It wasn’t as much sleep as I usually get, but it was enough to get through the day.

Too bad the first thing I noticed when I got out of bed this morning (at the more appropriate time of 10:30am) was the pain in my foot.  Then later I noticed the pain in my wrist.  And other areas weren’t feeling too good either.  And I was HOT.  I opened all of the windows in my apartment and that helped.  I wore a t-shirt (in January!)  I wore my cooling neck band and that helped more.  But it wasn’t until the temperature began to drop this afternoon that I started to feel better.

Things are continuing to improve, but I’m still dealing with a lot of extra pain.  I’m at Mother Nature’s mercy, and so far, it’s costing me.

So while everyone else is loving this weather, getting outside without heavy coats, throwing balls and frisbees, taking long walks, and getting some sun, I’m counting down the hours until the cooler weather returns, with the glorious 30-something degree days and even colder nights.  For someone who dislikes winter, I’m really anxious for it to return!


Why dating isn’t happening while I’m ill

December 23, 2012

I noticed her as she walked into the room.  She wasn’t “my type” yet I found her very attractive.  I smiled at her and she smiled back.  This was the point where I would normally get shy and look away and hope that maybe she’d come talk to me.  But I’m trying to get out of my shell more, and flirt, and that’s easier to do because I’m not dating anyway.  Not dating = less pressure.  So I got up, crossed the room, almost lost my nerve, got my nerve back, and introduced myself.  And she flirted with me!

We found a quiet spot and chatted for a while.  Then we went our separate ways, and found each other later in the party.  We agreed to get together one day soon.  I wondered if I could manage to see her, but I was so attracted to her, and I hadn’t had a date in 8 months, and I hadn’t had sex in 9 months.  Something had to happen to change that.  I’ve been lonely at times and I’ve been horny at times, and often I’ve been both at once.  I figured it was worth it to try just one date.  After all, I really liked her.  But then I did something stupid.

She asked, “What are you doing tomorrow?”  Before my brain could stop it, my mouth said, “Nothing.”  My brain instantly pointed out, “Of course you’re not doing anything, you idiot, because you’re exhausted and even coming to this party was a ton of effort, and you promised yourself a day to rest.  You can’t go out with her tomorrow!”  I went home thinking that maybe I could make it work, but by morning I knew it was hopeless – I felt like crap.  I texted her that I felt lousy, but didn’t elaborate, and we made plans for later in the week.  I just hope I don’t have to cancel again.  If I cancel twice in one week, I know I’ll have to give up on her, because she’ll have given up on me.  But it would be nice if it worked out and I could have just one date with her.

By an odd coincidence, I also got a text earlier yesterday from an ex.  He was thinking of me and wanted to say hi.  I filled him in on the basics (not working, not dating, etc., because of worsening health.)  He said we should get together when I’m feeling better.  I quickly explained that I’m feeling just fine for sex.  It’s dating I can’t handle.  Once I’d assured him that my health was ok for sex, we made a date for one day this week.

That’s why this whole thing is so odd.  I can have sex with someone I already know, because I don’t have to worry about explaining the health stuff.  He already knows all about it.  It’s worse than the last time we saw each other, but it’s generally the same.  He understands and accepts it.  If I have to cancel, he’ll be ok with that.  If I have a problem while we’re together, he’ll support and comfort me.  But with someone new, I want to give a good impression.  Even if I tell her a bit about what’s going on (and I’ll probably have to,) I still don’t want her to think that it’s worse than it is, or even that it’s as bad as it is.  I want to act like I’m ok so I don’t scare her off.  And I’m just in no condition to act like I’m ok, even though a date should be physically easier than sex.

So many people don’t understand why I feel that I can’t date while I’m so ill, but it all comes down to that last part: I don’t feel up to acting like I’m ok.  It’s just not worth the effort.  Because even if I can manage to do it once, chances are, I won’t be able to do it a second time, and before the third date they’ll have to know everything.

With any luck, I’ll figure out a way to share enough of my problems with the lady from last night without scaring her off.  And in the meantime, sex with my ex may not be the smartest move ever, but a good tumble is not only great exercise, but it should also help relieve stress.  Chances are, I’ll feel better afterwards.  Now I just have to make sure I’m well enough this week, and that it happens again after this week too!  And I really, really hope that I can have a good date with that woman.  Please cross your fingers (figuratively – most of us can’t do that literally anyway) for me.


A new low: suppositories

December 5, 2012

About a month ago I wrote about some of the varied “gross” aspects of my health issues.  These have set a whole new standard of “grossness” for me.  I don’t think twice about some things that would make other people really cringe.  And yet, this week’s prescription of suppositories really got to me.

I have had gastrointestinal problems for many, many years.  I’m not even sure when it all started, but I’d say it’s been around 18Suppositories years now.  That’s 18 years of pain, cramps, diarrhea, constipation, gas, heartburn, and nausea.  Oh, and fear.  Definitely don’t forget the fear.  There were so many nights I lay on the bathroom floor, doubled up in agony, wishing the pain to go away.  There were times I hoped I’d die.  I have spent countless hours dealing with this stuff over the years.  At times, it has felt tortuous.  Sometimes, it was worse than any of the other pain I had throughout my body.

So that’s some basic background on why GI stuff is a sensitive area for me.  I guess a lot of people would have emotional issues after 18 years of that.  Thanks for getting through that.  As a reward, here’s a more fun example of my emotional response.

I love sex.  I miss sex, but that’s a subject for another day.  Today’s point is that I love sex.  While I’m not ultra kinky, I’m definitely somewhat kinky, and I’m open to trying a lot of new things.  I’ve been tied up, spanked, and part of a threesome.  I’ve tried a lot of different positions.  I’ve had sex in public places.  I’ve taught my partners to be more kinky.  I’ve taught my partners new positions and techniques.  I’ve worn a collar, used toys, and made all sorts of sounds.  It’s not like I’ve tried everything, but I’m open-minded.  I only have three rules: (1) I’ll only have sex with consenting adults (2) I’ll only have sex with people I trust (3) I won’t let anyone do anything ass-related.  Yeah, that last one is a bit of a surprise, right?

So if I won’t let anyone put anything up my ass for sexual pleasure, do I really want to do it with a medication?  I mean sure, the affects of the med should last longer than an orgasm.  And maybe the med will help me get healthy, which will get me to the point of dating again, which means I’d start having sex again, which would be fantastic.  But that’s a lot of “ifs” and really, she wants me to stick medication up my ass!

After 18 years of pain and everything else, I just can’t stand the idea of using that out-hole as an in-hole.  I can’t do it.  I have rearranged my life for my health.  I left my job.  I started an intense diet.  I stopped dating.  I limit social time with friends.  I limit time with family.  I take a huge assortment of medications, supplements, and homeopathic remedies.  But I can not, I will not, stick anything up my ass.

I finally told my doc of my emotional discomfort with this so she gave me an alternative: it can be inserted vaginally.  Bingo!


That…you know…*feeling*

November 17, 2012

I was tired, but it was more than tired.  It was exhaustion.  It was like someone sucked my energy out of my body with a vacuum.

My muscles were tired, but that’s not really the word.  They were worn out.  They were heavy.  It was an effort to pick up my phone.  It was tiring to type or pull up the blanket or roll over.

Something hurt.  I don’t know what hurt, or where specifically, or what kind of hurt.  I just knew that something hurt.

I was hungry, but I was too tired to get out of bed for food, so I just lay there.  I tried to get up, but I couldn’t manage to exert that much effort.

And while I lay there, I thought about how to describe what I was feeling.  My doctors would ask.  A good description might help with a new treatment.  The problem was, I just didn’t have the words.  I couldn’t pinpoint the feelings.  If the vocabulary existed, I didn’t have it.

This wasn’t the first time I lacked the words to describe how my body felt, and I know it won’t have been the last.  I just hope that somehow I can find a way to convey it all to the doctors one day.  And to the nay-sayers.